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Anonymous said: what excuses do you use if your called out for having shaved legs??

Well, first, I don’t shave, I trim. Second, I just tell people I trim, not ashamed of it.

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loneleigh said: Hi. What's your favorite way of getting yourself off? Tumbling fot an hour or so now, could really use some inspiration. Or your cock in my ass .

GREAT question. My favorite way of getting myself off is getting super dressed up as a girl. Wearing something ultra feminine of ultra over the top preferably something with feather or fur, doll myself up so I look like a drag queen, make sure I have a ridiculous amount of jewelry on, my toes are painted, my long duck feet nails are glued on, my fake eye lashes are on, my over the top super glamorous wig is on, I’m lotioned with glittering lotion, perfumed with Paris Hilton perfume, my heels are on and are super high and I’m chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles. That sets the stage. At this point, it’s taken me HOURS to get ready and the anticipation has built up to getting off.

And so, what sets me over the edge, is grabbing my handbag, shuffling around for my box of long Capri 120 cigarettes lighting one and looking at myself in the mirror knowing that I now look like every guys dream girl.

And I get myself off :)

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