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Anonymous said: Do you tuck when you dress? And what tape do you use??

I do not tuck. I have no idea how.I heard you’re supposed to put your balls back into your body and I cannot for the life of me figure it out.

I wish I knew how.

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Anonymous said: moving out of your parents house seems the perfect opportunity to leave behind boys clothes for good ;)

Oh god, I can only hope… insert crossing fingers emoji here.

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Anonymous said: Anal Sex, your thoughts??

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This person on OkCupid is pretending to be Lizzy Grant aka Lana Del Rey. Awww adorbz. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lonelyqueen60

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Anonymous said: So like your dressing again i see.. or was this a one time thing??

I’m dressing again. I think I’m moving out of my parents house, hopefully, very soon. In which case I’ll probably be doing it pretty often.

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Anonymous said: awesome photo, you are the cutest of the bunch though! xo

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My first bachelorette party

Went to my first bachelorette party last night. It was awesome! I actually felt like a real lady. That felt really great. I needed that. Thanks Megan and congratulations!

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Anonymous said: I have seen your posts a few times over the last few months. Have you lost your to a man before? Anonymously.

Have I lost my what to a man before? Anonymously, what? This message confuses me.

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Anonymous said: This is the same daddy that just sent a message your way. If you care to ever chat in private just let me know and I'll send my email your way.

Thanks babe. Maybe I should talk about it. My email address is kissinguys@yahoo.com when you email me send me a unique subject line. I very rarely check that address so I delete most things that come there. A lot of people message me so you need to identify yourself so I know who you are.

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Anonymous said: What's happening with this blog? It's all right, Monica?

Not sure. I met a girl thought she liked me, then she didn’t like me…now I’m all turned upside down because of it. I don’t really care about porn or drag or anything like that so much these days because of it. It’s both liberating and scary.